nice to meet you.
I stayed composed. One of us had to.
the pithy
puppy.
i have thoughts.
Dry opinions from a dog in glasses. Printed on shirts, one at a time.
the first six shirts.
let's play.
I am entirely serious about this.
this is a grass eating day.
Some days are. I don't explain it.
bark like no one's watching.
They were watching. I carried on.
a puppy's right to shoes.
One heel. Mine now. We both know it.
no words.
I felt this one was obvious.
printed when you order it.
There is no warehouse. No stack of mediums waiting around. You choose a shirt, and then one shirt gets printed. Yours.
- you pick one.
- it gets printed. just the one.
- it comes to your door.
It takes a little longer than a shelf. I believe you can wait.
about the author.
The author is a scruffy terrier in glasses and a bow tie. He reads the paper, has opinions about your life choices, and is baffled by most of what people do. He loves them anyway.
He wrote this himself.
say hello.
I read everything. I reply to some of it.
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